Well, I dunno
Sorry, but what;s the difference between transexual and transgender?
Anonymous

cornerof5thandvermouth:

transsexuals hang from the ceiling and transgenders grow up from the ground

marisatomay:

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twitter is hell but i really hope it doesn’t actually die because this is in contention for the funniest thing i’ve ever read in my life

witchern:

by the way, it’s real bold of hollywood to be like “the writers and actors have unrealistic expectations, but WE know what we’re doing” when they got tricked into releasing morbius in theaters a second time.

nultemp:

saw this in the middle of salt lake city walking to bar

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crabs-but-better:

fun fact! did you know that you can gain extra ‘forbidden time’ by staying up late in the night? but Watch Out

ethan8bit:

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We’re so fucking back